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US skateboarder Nyjah Huston reveals bronze medal’s deterioration: ‘Not as high quality as you would think.’ Wadda ya expect from a country that sponsored the blasphemous opening ceremony?

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CNN’s Brianna Keilar walks back JD Vance swipe following backlash: He ‘served honorably in Iraq.’ It pains me to restate the obvious, but once again, a leftstream media talking head doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground. She got caught telling an “on air” lie and had to fess up. At least she admitted she was wrong – that’s more than most of ’em do.

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Trump assassination attempt: Grassley demands Secret Service answer explosive claims in bodycam footage. New bodycam footage suggest local police told the secret Service to secure the building where Crooks fired his weapon. To all the Secret Service acting director’s excuses and statements about their failings in guarding the former president, I say WTF! This new body camera footage is a proverbial smoking gun if I’ve ever seen one. You can bet your ass if their screwups had affected the current prez or VP, the leftstream media would’ve been on ’em like stink on shit. As it is, because it was a former CONSERVATIVE president that was almost killed – crickets.

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Neighbors react as police looking for suspect in alleged rape on West Eugene trail. Sounds like another ad for my Transition Centers. Anybody familiar with that area has seen the bums and canvas condos referred to in the article. Dollars to doughnuts says the rapist was a bum, and the getaway bike he was ridin’ was stolen.

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Fireworks display spotted on Skinner Butte sparks outrage due to fire dangers. What a dumbass or group of dumbasses. Whoever it was doesn’t have the sense God gave a rock. This is EXACTLY why they shut it down and won’t let people drive to the top to enjoy the view during fire season. As usual, some brain-dead hippies have ruined it for everybody else.

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Love, money, and elections: Ilhan Omar facing renewed scrutiny ahead of Tuesday primary. I know it’s Minnesota, a hotbed of leftwing WP nutjobs (why else would Runaway Waltz be elected governor), but maybe, just maybe, enough voters will find their common sense and vote out the nepotism queen. Once that happens, the Squad is one step closer to nonexistence.

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Arizona’s Kari Lake tears into Kamala Harris on the border: ‘The only Walz she supports is her VP pick.’ That’s my girl! Tear her a new one! Arizona’s a border state, but you don’t hear Comrade Kamala sayin’ a peep about it, while Arizona citizens are gettin’ overrun by wetbacks.

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