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Raccoon breaks into liquor store, passes out in bathroom after booze-fueled ‘rampage.’ The masked bandit, later named ‘Cole,’ entered the business from the ceiling and took down security cameras. Now THIS’S funny.

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Minnesota government workers blame Walz for ‘massive fraud’ amid allegations against the Somali community. More than 400 employees of the Minnesota Department of Human Services (DHS) accused Gov. Tim Walz of failing to act on widespread fraud warnings and retaliating against whistleblowers. THIS’S the asshole the f⚡⭐⚡in’ Democrats wanted to shove down our throats as Cringeworthy Kamala’s vice president? And you wonder why I hate Democrats.

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Portland, Oregon, is under fire for again hosting its annual Christmas tree lighting ceremony and nixing any mention of the Christian holiday, while leaders of the event instead waved a Palestinian flag and led the crowd in chants. I pulled this tidbit from a national news service. Woke progressive, wetback, and raghead lovin’ Portland. Let’s not forget that Crazy Kotek represented Portland in Oregon’s legislature before the Willamette Valley Democridiots elected her governor. NOW do you understand why this state always has its left turn signal on? QUIT ELECTIN’ DEMOCRATS!!!

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Trump claims Ilhan Omar should get ‘thrown the hell out of our country.’ #45/47 – a man after my own heart. 

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License plate readers speed up stolen car recovery in Eugene. Sounds like it’s havin’ a positive impact on crime – just like the Flock cameras were designed to do, so how long’s it gonna be before the woke progressive hippies start bitchin’ about this system and make ’em turn it off?

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Over a third of students in Oregon still aren’t consistently attending school. The article’s tryin’ to tell us that the blame lies with parents not havin’ the financial wherewithal to get their kids to school (transportation), or feed ’em once they get there. Maybe financial security shoulda played a more prominent role in the couple’s conversation about whether they could afford to have kids in the first place.

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In case you need some humor to brighten your day.

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Afghan national admitted via Operation Allies Welcome charged with making terroristic threat. Braindead Biden & Melonhead Mayorkas strike again. I don’t care what any of the f⭐⚡⭐in’ Democrats say, this’s gonna get worse before it gets better.

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