NATIONAL NOTES 20 FEBRUARY 2024

Yemen’s Houthi rebels’ missile attack forces Belize-flagged ship crew to abandon vessel. The only way they’re ever gonna stop this shit is to carpet bomb the whole sonofabitch. I mean, come on. The millions of dollars we’ve spent so far might’ve slowed ‘em down, but Iran’s still sneakin’ in munitions through their back door. Here’s an idea – use one of our secret spec op teams to sneak into Iran and string their Ayatollah up by his nutsack, and maybe that’d get their attention.

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