Afraid to go downtown. Holiday Fest cancelled. Portland’s Holiday Ale Fest has been aborted four years running. Gee, I wonder why? Could it be that people are afraid of gettin’ robbed or worse while venturing downtown to participate in the festivities? Care to guess why Portland’s continuously growing crime wave has caused the event to be canceled? Look no further than the mayor, Wimpy Wheeler. He’s been in the office for six years, so all the cancellations’ve been on his watch. How do you think he got the moniker “Wimpy” anyway? ‘cause he’s wimpy on crime, that’s why. But hey, Portlanders, YOU elected him, so I don’t wanna hear any bitchin’ about it.
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