Kotek seeks gas tax vote by Labor Day. What the hell?!? Gas’s already roughly $4 a gallon. And she wants to tack on another 3-20¢ on top of the OTHER 11 taxes and fees we pay that’re associated with anything related to transportation?

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Seattle verifies Kotek’s Portland tax fears. And guess what THOSE fears are? Runnin’ outta money. The Democrats in Oregon and Washington’s biggest cities have both jacked up the cost of doin’ business so far that companies are pullin’ out, and takin’ the taxes they pay with ‘em.

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CBS cancels ‘The Late Show,’ Stephen Colbert to end program in May 2026. Stephen Colbert broke the news to his audience during Thursday’s taping. Now, if only ABC’d shitcan The View, we’d be in great shape.

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DHS sends 5 ‘Criminal illegal aliens’ to Eswatini in Southern Africa: ‘Their home countries refused to take them back.’ More, as if we NEEDED more, evidence that countries opened their jail doors to send prisoners north. Sendin’ ’em to us saved them money, and they sure as hell don’t want ’em back.

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President Trump launched a blistering attack on Sen. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., Tuesday morning, accusing his longtime political foe of committing mortgage fraud by lying about his primary residence for over a decade in order to “rip off America.” Hey Schiff! People in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks. Shithead Schiff’s at it again. He lied before about the Russia hoax thing, it’d be a stretch to think he’s not lyin’ about bein’ guilty of this mortgage fraud thing.

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Five Iranians nabbed at US northern border as terror fears grip small towns. All detainees had previously attempted illegal border crossings and are now awaiting deportation proceedings. I’ve been screamin’ about this for MONTHS. Can you hear me now?!?

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Trump dumps Portland grant ($2B boondoggle, director resigns). This’s what happens when you elect Democrats who’ve got a champagne taste on a beer budget. They figured the feds would bail ‘em out, but #45/47 told ‘em to put it where the sun don’t shine.

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Jill Biden ‘work husband’ pleads Fifth Amendment, dodges House GOP cover-up probe questions. Anthony Bernal was compelled for a closed-door deposition in the GOP’s autopen probe. If he didn’t do anything wrong, why’s the sonofabitch takin’ the fifth?

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