Trump targets Portland for ‘clean up’ because it is ‘like living in hell.’ Hey Portland! You BLM riotin’, wetback lovin’ sonofabitch! I’ve been tryin’ to tell ya. Your woke progressive ways’ve finally caught up with you. I’ll let you in on a little secret: If you’d get rid of all the hippies and anarchists, the businesses that’ve left just might start comin’ back. It’s up to you.

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Multiple people killed in shooting attack on Jerusalem bus. The sooner Netanyahu marches into Gaza and wipes Hamas off the face of the earth, the better off he and his people’ll be.

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Residents in exclusive enclave demand Dem mayor act on crime surge. I’ve got very little sympathy for the voters of LA who’re bitchin’ about their woke progressive mayor. THEY ELECTED HER FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!

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Supreme Court allows Trump ICE raids to resume in California.

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Trump delivers ultimatum to Hamas: Accept deal and release hostages or pay the consequences. President Donald Trump told Hamas this is his last warning to accept the hostage deal terms, with only 20 of 50 remaining hostages believed to still be alive. After #45/47 kicks THEIR ass, he needs to figure out a way to deport all the raghead lovers in this country. Wait. I know. Fly ‘em over to Gaza BEFORE the Hamas ass kickin’. Two birds with one stone.                                                     

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Kotek appeals to Trump for more federal emergency assistance for Oregon’s spring floods. UNBELIEVABLE!!! In one breath, she’s callin’ #45/47 every name in the book, in the next, she’s beggin’ him to give her money. You can’t make this shit up.

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Oregon condo residents make unsettling discovery after hearing ‘strange noises’ in crawl space. Beniamin Bucur had set up bed, lights, TVs and electronics in underground living space, according to the sheriff’s office. TRANSITION CENTERS!!! Round up these assholes and move ’em to the desert to mooch off the coyotes and rattlesnakes.

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Chilling video shows moments before Ukrainian refugee stabbed to death on Charlotte light rail. Looks like #45/47 needs to march troops into Charlotte to get assholes like this off the streets, and then fire the moron of a judge that didn’t keep him locked up before.

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Serial killer claims he murdered 26 women as new documentary reveals dark secrets. Death row inmate William Noguera spent 10 years documenting Joseph Naso’s confessions, helping investigators link the serial killer to cold cases across California. How many millions has this sonofabitch cost the taxpayers of California? If they’d’ve put ‘im in the ground as soon as the jury found ‘im guilty, it’d’ve cost ‘em a few hundred dollars at the most.

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