Trump threatens to pull federal funding to NYC if Mamdani is elected: ‘He’s a communist.’ Go ahead NYC voters, make my day.

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The five liberal courts that tied Trump’s hands before SCOTUS clipped their power: Maryland, Washington, D.C., Massachusetts, California, and Washington state. Blue as blue can be. Any questions?

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Gov. Tina Kotek Points to Republicans After Legislative Failure Leaves ODOT Facing Layoffs. You’ve GOTTA be shittin’ me! The governor’s a Democrat. The Democrats have supermajorities in both houses of the legislature. That means they can pass anything if enough of the other side shows up to make a quorum. How in the HELL does she figure it’s the Republicans’ fault?

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Oregon Moves to Block Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Ban Despite Supreme Court Setback. You do realize, don’t you, that every time Democrats pull a boneheaded stunt like this, they’re using your tax dollars to make it happen. QUIT ELECTIN’ DEMOCRATS!!!

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Hamas offers bounties to kill US and local aid workers. In the immortal words of Clint Eastwood: Go on punk, make my day. If the ragheads kill one American aid worker, it’ll be all the reason we need to finish Hamas once and for all.

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Justice Department fires 3 prosecutors involved in Jan. 6 criminal cases. Well wadda ya know. Three members of Biden’s goon squad bite the dust. Now all they’ve gotta do is figure out how to get rid of the lyin’ leftstream media, and this country’d be set.

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Senate shuts down Kaine’s attempt to check Trump’s war powers. Cry me a river, you f⭐⚡⭐in’ loser.

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Nearly 200 House Dems reject resolution condemning violent anti-ICE riots in LA. The LA District Attorney said criminals used protests as cover to commit widespread looting and assault peace officers. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: Democrats are spineless, woke progressive weasels (and that’s probably offensive to weasels).

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