California’s Medi-Cal program faces insolvency amid a $12 billion budget shortfall, with Republicans blaming illegal immigrant enrollments for the financial crisis. Hey Salem Democrats! Are you payin’ attention?

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Man sues Whataburger for at least $250K for onions on his burger. Give me a break. Not only do we live in the most litigious society on earth, but it’s filled with nutjobs who use the courts to intervene in their perceived injustice. I’m confident these are the same people who call 911 to complain about a slow line at the drive-through. If everyone sued a fast-food joint when they screwed up an order, a cheeseburger’d cost you $100 ’cause they needed to recoup what they spent on legal fees.

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ICE’s New Strategy: Arresting illegal aliens as they leave mandatory immigration court hearings. What can I say? Any port in a storm. Whatever it takes to get rid of the 12 million lawbreakers Blunderin’ Biden and his dipshit Democrats let in here.

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Trump threatens 25% tariff on iPhones, 50% tariff on EU goods amid trade tensions. Apple will pay tariffs if they manufacture products sold in the US elsewhere. Well, wadda ya know. Finally common sense mighta caught up with the iPad and iPhone snobs. When it comes to smartphones, they’re ALL expensive nowadays, by the time #45/47 gets done chargin’ 50% more, the Apple crowd’ll have to take out another mortgage just to buy a phone every few years.

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Supreme Court upholds Trump’s removal of Biden appointees from federal boards.

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Regional homelessness increasing despite additional spending. Really? You don’t say. Come on folks, it’s not rocket science. If you continue to leave copious amounts of food outside, eventually, it’ll attract rats, and as long as you put the food out, they’ll continue to come around. But here’s a secret the Democrats apparently don’t know about: If you quit puttin’ food out, they’ll go somewhere else.

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Oregon governor declines to extradite woman accused of embezzling from Eugene Weekly. You’ve gotta be SHITTIN’ me! If Crazy Kotek won’t bother bringin’ this crook to justice, what’s next? Lettin’ somebody that shoots up a school or a mall, then drives to Montana get away with it? Now we can add thief lover to her accolades. Don’t look at me – I didn’t vote for her. This is the kinda thing that happens when people won’t pull their head outta their ass long enough to elect common sense.

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Pro-Palestine activists spark controversy with support for accused shooter. When it comes to these raghead lovin’ Democrats, I’M MAD AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! Now it looks like they’re gonna turn this murderin’ asshole into some kinda folk hero. I hope Jeanine Pirro fries him in the chair. The ONLY way to stop these shitheads is for #45/47 to start kickin’ ass and takin’ names.

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Florida woman charged after allegedly attacking 72-year-old Trump supporter wearing MAGA hat. Is ANYBODY surprised? These woke progressive sonsofbitches are outta control! Between this type of thing and the raghead lovin’ asshole that just murdered the Jewish couple in DC, you can see what’s happened when a dumbasss Democrat (Batshit Biden) ran the country for just four years. Can you imagine how bad things’ll get if the lunatics manage to elect another one in 2028, or the Democrats get a majority in Congress after the 2026 elections?

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