Texas parents rush to enroll their kids into state’s school choice program. Texas saw the largest school choice rollout in U.S. history, with over 118,000 applications filed as of Friday. Even though it’s Texas, this is proof that commonsense parents are fed up with teachers and teacher unions that’re nothin’ but tentacles of the Democrat octopus, tryin’ to convince kids that they need to bat for the other team, while they’re demonstrating against wetback removal.

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Trump says Supreme Court ruling against birthright citizenship order would benefit China. Of course he’s right, and anybody who’s payin’ attention should be able to see that. If the Supreme Court decision leaves anchor babies intact, the Democrats’d still be jumpin’ for joy when the Chinese bombardment starts, enabled by their American-born spy network.

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Democrats have forced three shutdowns since October. If you’ve ever wanted to refer to Democrats as obstructionists, now would be the time.

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Congresswoman Val Hoyle announces re-election campaign. For God’s sake!  If, by some wild chance, there’re any past Hoyle voters readin’ this, for once in your life, do the right thing and vote for Monique DeSpain.

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Mexico travel chaos: Eugene and Springfield locals share their experiences. If I’ve asked you once, I’ve asked you a hundred times – with competing cartels runnin’ that country, why in the hell are people still goin’ down there? Contrary to what you may’ve heard, dodgin’ bullets, explosions, and riskin’ bein’ kidnapped, isn’t the textbook definition of a vacation. Ask anybody who’s spent any time in a combat zone, and they’ll tell you the same thing.

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Mamdani bars minorities and illegal immigrants from snow removal gigs. Let me get this straight. He doesn’t want people to show a photo ID to vote, but he wants ‘em to show one to shovel snow? Maybe NOW the idiots who voted for the commie sonofabitch can see how bad they screwed up.

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Mamdani’s radical housing plan generates backlash as landlords dump NYC buildings. Folks, it’s already started. When the commie’s tax base dries up, it’ll be one of the biggest “I told you so’s” in history.

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Man shot, killed at Mar-a-Lago overnight had gas can, pointed shotgun at agents. A fitting end for a nutjob Democratic sympathizer who obviously had self-control issues.

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