Woman left to crawl back home after being attacked, robbed in Washington, DC. The 26-year-old victim crawled back to her home while the three suspects fled the scene. The constant headlines about the rampant crime in our nation’s Capitol expose an inconvenient truth: If the 535 legislators that Americans sent there to make laws for the country can’t figure out how to put down the raging fire of lawlessness in their own backyard, what hope is there for the rest of us? Here’s an idea: Elect a Republican to run things instead of the Democrats who’ve been in the job for 57 years. There’s your problem – incestuous Democridiots in charge. It’s no wonder rot has taken over that family tree. We have family that live and work inside the Beltway, and their safety is constantly on our minds.

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House speaker says Senate border bill ‘dead on arrival’ if it reaches chamber: ‘Even worse than we expected.’ I don’t wanna hear the Senate bitchin’ about how f⚡⭐⚡ed up the House is. Schumer couldn’t get a bill out of a wet paper bag. And when he eventually does manage to get one across the finish line, it’s full of Democridiot cancer. The subject bill in the linked article is a case in point and the latest example. Hurry up November.

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McDonald’s CEO responds to backlash over $18 Big Mac combo in latest menu hikes. Regular readers know I’ve been saying this for YEARS. This is what happens when you start payin’ somebody the better part of $20 an hour to flip burgers. In the business world, when your costs go up, you either raise the prices of the products you sell or keep prices the same and start losing money. The latter guarantees a “closed for business” sign isn’t far off. The trick is having a crystal ball to tell you how much of a price increase you can get away with before you start sheddin’ customers, which will result in the aforementioned “closed for business” shingle appearing on the door.

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Migrant Gang From NJ Requesting $6K A Person To Smuggle Illegal Immigrants Into U.S. From Canada. Folks, THIS is what happens when an Asshole in Chief lets in 10 million wetbacks. Now we’ve got cartels controlling BOTH borders.

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Biden says Americans will be living in a ‘nightmare’ if Trump wins re-election. The senility-ridden asshole is showing how completely out of touch he is. America has been living a nightmare since 20 January 2021 – the day he was sworn in. I’d give you a list of reasons why, but if you don’t already know, you’re beyond help. Besides. I’ve only got so much room here.

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HJR 201 is a STATEWIDE Property Tax!!! All property-owning Oregonians better pay attention! Write your state Senator and Representative and tell them to kill this bum-creation bill. If this passes and Crazy Kotek signs it, your property taxes will skyrocket. Also, ultimately, it would cause rents to increase and retired Oregonians to be forced outta their homes because they could no longer afford to pay the taxes that had previously been capped. Ask yourself: Why does Salem constantly look for more ways to get blood from a turnip when they’re sittin’ on a $5.6 BILLION surplus that’s triggered the biggest Kicker payout in history? In case you didn’t already know the answer, it’s one word: Democrats.

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Tampon dispenser torn from high school boys’ restroom minutes after being installed. If the lawmakers in Connecticut are payin’ attention, this SHOULD be a wake-up call. Then again, it probably isn’t. With the legislature’s Democrats outnumbering Republicans by almost 2-to-1 in both houses and a Democridiot governor to boot, how do you think the law requiring a tampon dispenser got there in the first place?

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