Houthis threaten to open a second shipping chokepoint as Red Sea tensions escalate. If the ragheads are idiots enough to try it, they need to be bombed back to the Stone Age – not that they’d have that far to go.

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Probe to snare Iran rescue leaker ‘underway’ as Trump threatens jail for imperiling arduous operation. JAIL?!? When they figure out who it is, they need to hang the sonofabitch up by his nutsack.

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Republican candidates rip Merkley for war crimes reminder. “Here he is, a non-veteran, publicly lecturing four-star generals in the entire chain of command on when to disobey the President of the United States.” Couldn’t’ve said it better myself. This is the kind of pantywaist Oregon Democrats elect as their United States Senator.

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Wyden: Reforms to stop spying on Americans. If Wrongway Wyden gets his way, then we get to blame the next 9/11 on him.

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San Francisco becomes the first US city where diesel prices top $8 a gallon. You’d expect anything less from the bluest city in a state full of ‘em?

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Artemis II astronauts face toilet trouble as they head toward the moon. Sounds like Howard’s space toilet failure episode on The Big Bang Theory.

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Child of Chinese illegal immigrants charged with planting an explosive at a US military base. DHS asserted the case ‘illustrates why the improper recognition of “birthright citizenship” for children of illegal aliens … endangers all Americans.’ NOW do you believe me? I’ve been screamin’ about this for years.

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