TwiceRetired

Up To $20 Boat Permit To Paddle Board In Oregon. Better watch it. Pretty quick, the Democrats’ll be chargin’ you $20 for the toilet paper you use to wipe your ass.

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Gabbard claims Obama’s goal with Russia narrative was to ‘subvert’ the will of the American people. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard refers evidence to DOJ, says accountability is ‘critical’ for preserving American democracy. Let’s hope she’s got enough hard evidence to convict the sonofabitch of SOMETHIN’.

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460K student loan borrowers denied SAVE plan, face higher repayments. Hey freeloaders! Pay your OWN way! The days of my tax dollars payin’ for YOUR college degree are over. Daddy Warbucks Biden has left the building.

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Maurene Comey fired from Trump DOJ after she ‘failed’ in two major cases: ‘Absolute mess.’ Legal analysts point to prosecutor’s failures in high-profile Diddy and Epstein cases. She’s every bit as bad as her ol’ man is. Classic case of a bleedin’-heart Democrat bein’ in the wrong job. They had video of the rapper scumbag Diddy knockin’ down and kickin’ his girlfriend, but STILL couldn’t get a conviction on all counts.

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Off-duty CBP officer shot during attempted robbery involving previously-deported illegal immigrant: DHS. Suspect had been caught at Arizona border in 2023 and released despite active deportation order. What the hell were these f⭐⚡⭐in’ Democrats THINKIN’? #45/47 needs to round ’em all up and fly ’em outta here.

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Police tout downtown crime statistics; business leaders tell a different story. The guy in the story is right. Perception is reality. It doesn’t matter if the stats say there’s less crime, if you’re the one getting’ assaulted, verbally or otherwise, there’s a bum problem. TRANSITION CENTERS!

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Suspect arrested for MAX stop assault has 23 arrests but has served very little jail time. Wake up people. 23 arrests and little jail time should be your first clue that the system’s broken, with too many bleedin’ hearts makin’ the laws. After assaulting 23 people, it’s time to put the drug-addled sonofabitch in jail and keep ‘im there till he dries out. If he does it again after he’s released, put ‘im back in the clink, and throw away the key.

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Officials at popular tourist spot cave to protesters who called out Americans. Mexico City officials announce plans to address gentrification. Hey Mexicans! How do you like the shoe bein’ on the other foot? I wouldn’t want to visit ANYWHERE in Mexico, but now that we know you don’t like Americans in YOUR backyard, why don’t you keep the wetbacks outta OUR backyard?

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Democrats spent thousands in campaign funds to visit illegal immigrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia. The revelation comes as Abrego Garcia, who was returned to the US in June, faces charges of human smuggling and conspiracy. Do I havta repeat it? Democrats are lyin’ pieces of shit.

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